So I'm trolling the make-up aisle at my local drugstore when I happen upon the strangest product. Vibrating mascara...I know, that's exactly what I thought. You just can't make this stuff up. Well, of course I bought it. I didn't feel as if it performed any better than my regular mascara. I've decided that now it shall be for self pleasuring purposes only. I would offer the manufacturer one suggestion...more girth. If I were in prison this would definitely be on my 'wish list'.
Just wait until the Matron says, "Hey Mistress, do you have any black mascara I can borrow?" Bahaha! That makes my little devil feel all warm and fuzzy...
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